There are three types of people in the world… Those who can count, and those who can’t count!
Jokes
Alexa Joke 11/11/2018 — My Thoughts – My Universe
Why did Batman cross the road? Find out next week — same bat time, same bat channel!
Alexa Joke 11/9/2018 — My Thoughts – My Universe
Why was the candle taking signing lessons? It wanted to join the candle opera.
Alexa Joke 11/8/2018 — My Thoughts – My Universe
How many siblings does it take to change a light bulb? Zero. By the time they stop fighting about it, you’ll have already changed it yourself!
Alexa Joke 11/5/2018 — My Thoughts – My Universe
What do flowers wear under their petals? Underplants!
Alexa Joke 11/3/2018 — My Thoughts – My Universe
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ask. Ask who? No, the door look straight on this side.
Alexa Joke 11/02/2018
Why did the turkey cross the road? He was playing chicken. This joke was told to me by Alexa on the Amazon Echo device.
Alexa Joke 11/1/2018 — My Thoughts – My Universe
Did you hear about the circle that graduated from college? It got 360 degrees. This joke was told to me by Alexa on the Amazon Echo device.
