There are three types of people in the world… Those who can count, and those who can’t count!
Why did Batman cross the road? Find out next week — same bat time, same bat channel!
Why was the candle taking signing lessons? It wanted to join the candle opera.
How many siblings does it take to change a light bulb? Zero. By the time they stop fighting about it, you’ll have already changed it yourself!
What do flowers wear under their petals? Underplants!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ask. Ask who? No, the door look straight on this side.
Why did the turkey cross the road? He was playing chicken. This joke was told to me by Alexa on the Amazon Echo device.
Did you hear about the circle that graduated from college? It got 360 degrees. This joke was told to me by Alexa on the Amazon Echo device.