There are three types of people in the world… Those who can count, and those who can’t count!
Why did Batman cross the road? Find out next week — same bat time, same bat channel!
What kind of weather does a cupcake like? Sprinkles!
Why was the candle taking signing lessons? It wanted to join the candle opera.
How many siblings does it take to change a light bulb? Zero. By the time they stop fighting about it, you’ll have already changed it yourself!
Well that is a lot of snow for November, in Nebraska. I will not be going and swinging on the swing set today. Why? Because it will mess up the beautiful snow.
If you are already sick of the cold and ready for the Spring, go check out my flower blog, Up Close to Flowers.
What position does Kool-Aid Man play in baseball? Relief pitcher. Oh yeah!
What do you call a singing computer?
What do flowers wear under their petals? Underplants!
Why is the Borg buffet so popular? Because resistance is futile against a smorgas-Borg.