There are three types of people in the world… Those who can count, and those who can’t count!
Why did Batman cross the road? Find out next week — same bat time, same bat channel!
What kind of weather does a cupcake like? Sprinkles!
Why was the candle taking signing lessons? It wanted to join the candle opera.
How many siblings does it take to change a light bulb? Zero. By the time they stop fighting about it, you’ll have already changed it yourself!
What position does Kool-Aid Man play in baseball? Relief pitcher. Oh yeah!
What do you call a singing computer?
What do flowers wear under their petals? Underplants!
Why is the Borg buffet so popular? Because resistance is futile against a smorgas-Borg.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ask. Ask who? No, the door look straight on this side.