There are three types of people in the world… Those who can count, and those who can’t count!
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Alexa Joke 11/11/2018 — My Thoughts – My Universe
Why did Batman cross the road? Find out next week — same bat time, same bat channel!
Alexa Joke 11/10/2018 — My Thoughts – My Universe
What kind of weather does a cupcake like? Sprinkles!
Alexa Joke 11/9/2018 — My Thoughts – My Universe
Why was the candle taking signing lessons? It wanted to join the candle opera.
Alexa Joke 11/8/2018 — My Thoughts – My Universe
How many siblings does it take to change a light bulb? Zero. By the time they stop fighting about it, you’ll have already changed it yourself!
Alexa Joke 11/7/2018 — My Thoughts – My Universe
What position does Kool-Aid Man play in baseball? Relief pitcher. Oh yeah!
Alexa Joke 11/6/2018
Alexa Joke 11/5/2018 — My Thoughts – My Universe
What do flowers wear under their petals? Underplants!
Alexa Joke 11/4/2018 — My Thoughts – My Universe
Why is the Borg buffet so popular? Because resistance is futile against a smorgas-Borg.
Alexa Joke 11/3/2018 — My Thoughts – My Universe
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ask. Ask who? No, the door look straight on this side.
